maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

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fasterfood:

getting a crush on someone

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finding out they are already dating someone else

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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libroslunae:

actualucifer:

garlicbreadsticks:

I bet satan greets you with the “hey hey hey” from blurred lines

I most certainly do not

Even Satan has more respect than Robin Thicke

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this is a battle song
brothers and sisters
time to go to war. 

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kyliesparks27:

emilyisaprincess:

lost-moonlight:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

He looks so cool

This is literally the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

Who has this dude’s number also why was I not asked to do this

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holy-m0ly:

xo-lovepalestine:

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

Oh how i love tea :’)

amateurphototaker

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